Date Watched: September 10, 2011
Source: Netflix Instant Play
I usually try to read the first few reviews on Netflix to see what other people thought. The third review down says that this is John Carpenter’s greatest film. Um, no. Halloween… hello? Thank you.
Anyway, not only was this NOT John Carpenter’s best film, but I was a little upset to find out it was John Carpenter after watching how crappy it was. Yeah, I get that it was supposed to be a spoof, and there were some parts that were mildly interesting. Lo-Pan, for instance, was creepy at first. And the 3 Storms had humorously large hats.
But in general, I really don’t like Kurt Russell. I don’t think he’s a good actor, either seriously or cheesy (in this case, cheesy). I also don’t like Kim Cattrall, and she’s even worse cheesy than she is serious (I hate Sex in the City also, for reference).
This is just a movie I don’t really need to see again.