Countdown to Halloween: October 15, 2011
Source: On Demand
I am at an utter loss for words after watching this. I was expecting something akin to the first film, and so I hadn’t prepared myself properly for what I was about to see.
This isn’t about the “centipede” so much as it is about its creator. Not the doctor this time, either. No, it’s a fat, greasy, HOLYCRAPCREEPY little guy named Martin. He’s obsessed with the first movie, and wants a centipede for himself. He’s also silent through the entire film except for wheezing, moaning, and crying. He never speaks a word. However, first part of the film is him gathering the people to make the centipede, and it’s relatively boring. It’s sprinkled with random, yet ungodly creepy things from Martin, but as a movie, it’s boring. But then he gathers all 12 people and it takes a very violent, horrible turn.
There are things in this film that I… I don’t even know what to say. The last half of this movie is just awash with unspeakable horrors. The first movie didn’t show the surgery, and everything was nicely wrapped up with no blood or feces or anything. This movie… well… just isn’t that way. This is the movie everyone expected to see the first time. In that way, Tom Six really did a number with his viewers. You expected this horrible, disgusting, grotesque film, and you got something that was actually — dare I say — tasteful. So after that, you think the second movie will follow suit. NUH-UH. Tom Six did it exactly right this way.
Though at this point, I really do need to question Tom Six’s sanity, I think. Honestly, I don’t believe I have ever been so disgusted by anything in my life. The movie is entirely black and white… the only color used is brown and if you know anything about the premise, you can guess what the brown is. But anyway, with everything in black and white, the gore should be toned down. But the level of atrocity on the screen is so profound that the black and white is probably the only way anybody could sit through the whole movie. And I had a problem even there. I am pretty proud of the fact that I can’t be grossed out, but this may have put a significant chink in my Armor-of-Tolerance. Without spoilers, I can only give a brief list of what really got to me.
- Martin licking his lips.
- Martin’s real centipede.
- Martin’s mother.
- The teeth.
- The knee “surgery”.
- The last part with the pregnant woman.
- The sandpaper.
- The barbed wire.
- Martin’s wardrobe choice for the centipede assembly.
The ending leaves you scratching your head a bit though. Did it happen? Or, didn’t it?
I need to point out that my rating of the film is NOT because I get my jollies off on this stuff. My rating is because this is the most horrific horror movie I’ve ever seen, and that makes it, of course, a good horror movie. And if that doesn’t really make sense to you, then you don’t understand horror! Despite the rating, it isn’t going into the favorites. It’s just… not that kind of “Loved It”.